Einstein

October 30, 2026 at 10:00 pm

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Sadie: Alvin, what are you supposed to be?

Alvin: I’m Albert Einstein, the greatest mind who ever lived!

Sadie: Isn’t he the lunatic who invented the atomic bomb?

Alvin: He never intended for his research to be used to create a weapon.

Sadie: If he was so smart he should’ve known better!

Alvin: Sadie, the man was trying to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Sadie: So he was just playing around with numbers and accidentally blew up Nagasaki?

Alvin: In the pursuit of progress sometimes mistakes are made!

Sadie: You and your fellow geeks are a menace to society and need to be stopped!

Alvin: Maybe you need to fly into the woods and cook up a chill pill potion in your cauldron!

Sadie: I’M NEVER TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!