Cooper: I wonder how old the Bigfoot Monster is?
Sean: Old enough to be bitter and hateful towards the world…
Sean: But still young enough to rip your head off with his bare hands!
Cooper: So like 45?
Cooper: If I’m abducted by aliens, will they speak English?
Alvin: From what I gather, they communicate telepathically.
Cooper: So they’ll be able to read my mind?
Alvin: Yes.
Cooper: I don’t think I’m prepared for that level of radical intimacy!
Cooper: Greetings young whipper-snappers!
Sean: Cooper, that fake beard isn’t fooling anyone.
Cooper: You should respect your elders, I fought in ‘Nam!
Sean: Go home and change.
Cooper: I was on LSD dancing half-naked at Woodstock!
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Sean: Listen to this! “A local chef foraging for mushrooms has gone missing in our forest.”
Sean: The Bigfoot Monster has struck again!
Cooper: But General Sean, there is no evidence of foul play!
Sean: Cooper, how many more fungus hunters have to disappear before you accept we’re at war??
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Howl: AWOOOOOOOH!
Alvin: Maybe Bigfoot is actually a hermit living in the forest.
Cooper: Yes, and the howls we hear are his cries of regret…
Cooper: For gambling away his life’s savings at the Riverboat Casino!
