Senator
December 27, 2023 at 7:04 am
Sadie: Dear Senator Armitage, Please outlaw fake Christmas trees.
Sadie: Banning these insincere plastic monstrosities masquerading as genuine trees...
Sadie: will bring us one step closer to restoring trust, and healing our broken world.
Sadie: Sincerely, Sadie, a fellow friend of humanity!