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Sadie: Alvin, what are you supposed to be?
Alvin: I’m Albert Einstein, the greatest mind who ever lived!
Sadie: Isn’t he the lunatic who invented the atomic bomb?
Alvin: He never intended for his research to be used to create a weapon.
Sadie: If he was so smart he should’ve known better!
Alvin: Sadie, the man was trying to unlock the secrets of the universe.
Sadie: So he was just playing around with numbers and accidentally blew up Nagasaki?
Alvin: In the pursuit of progress sometimes mistakes are made!
Sadie: You and your fellow geeks are a menace to society and need to be stopped!
Alvin: Maybe you need to fly into the woods and cook up a chill pill potion in your cauldron!
Sadie: I’M NEVER TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!
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Sadie: Alvin, I hope you realize there are no emergency services on Mars.
Sadie: If a fire breaks out, there’s nobody to call for help.
Sadie: Your silly little colony could be engulfed by a raging inferno!
Sadie: HAVE YOU EVER OPERATED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER?
Every snow storm has a silver lining.
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Sadie: I can barely move in this snow!
Electra: I know, we’re being buried alive!
Electra: This would be a great story to tell at a Hollywood dinner party.
Electra: Me and the A-Listers will nibble caviar on toast, and chuckle!
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Sadie: Itchy wool scarves, wet socks, frozen noses and toes!
Sadie: Freezing cold arctic blast, frost bite, flu shots!
Sadie: Runny noses, fevers and chills, coughing and sneezing!
Sadie: Look out everyone, here comes winter!
