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Howl: AWOOOOOOOH!
Alvin: Maybe Bigfoot is actually a hermit living in the forest.
Cooper: Yes, and the howls we hear are his cries of regret…
Cooper: For gambling away his life’s savings at the Riverboat Casino!
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Radio: (music)
Radio: Strangers inn the nighhh~t~
Radio: Shooby dooby do~
Radio: Dooby dooby do~
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Sean: The Bigfoot Monster is hiding in the trees, plotting a surprise attack!
Cooper: I went to a surprise party for my Aunt Gloria once…
Cooper: A shirtless man jumped out of a box and started dancing funny.
Cooper: Then Mom covered my eyes and dragged me out of the room!
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Radio: Thanks to all who voted for me to be the Mayor of Vernon Hills.
Radio: I’ve come a long way from being the classroom reject…
Radio: Relentlessly tortured by school bullies who called me “Farty Pants”.
Radio: Biff and Roy, I am still waiting for your letter of apology!
Every snow storm has a silver lining.
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Sadie: I can barely move in this snow!
Electra: I know, we’re being buried alive!
Electra: This would be a great story to tell at a Hollywood dinner party.
Electra: Me and the A-Listers will nibble caviar on toast, and chuckle!
