Sadie: Dear Senator Armitage, Please outlaw fake Christmas trees.
Sadie: Banning these insincere plastic monstrosities masquerading as genuine trees…
Sadie: will bring us one step closer to restoring trust, and healing our broken world.
Sadie: Sincerely, Sadie, a fellow friend of humanity!
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Electra: Everyone will go bonkers when my chariot pulled by a team of zebras…
Electra: Thunders down the street, trampling hapless bystanders in its path…
Electra: Before abruptly pulling up at the entrance to the Oscars…
Electra: And I calmly step onto the red carpet like I didn’t just destroy the whole neighborhood!
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Cloe: Tell Harold you’re sorry for decapitating him right now!!
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Radio: This is the Mayor with an extreme weather alert!
Radio: The heat wave is rolling across the country…
Radio: Singeing every town in its path.
Radio: If you don’t want to be cooked alive, take refuge now!
