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Radio: This is the Mayor with an extreme weather alert!
Radio: The heat wave is rolling across the country…
Radio: Singeing every town in its path.
Radio: If you don’t want to be cooked alive, take refuge now!
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Radio: Sometimes when I have a difficult decision to make…
Radio: I visit the Vernon Hills Zoo late at night using my special mayoral key.
Radio: Nothing clears my mind like feeding chicken nuggets to the alligators by moonlight.
Radio: On a related note, Doug from water and sanitation, YOU’RE FIRED!
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Radio: (music)
Radio: Strangers inn the nighhh~t~
Radio: Shooby dooby do~
Radio: Dooby dooby do~
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Radio: Thanks to all who voted for me to be the Mayor of Vernon Hills.
Radio: I’ve come a long way from being the classroom reject…
Radio: Relentlessly tortured by school bullies who called me “Farty Pants”.
Radio: Biff and Roy, I am still waiting for your letter of apology!
