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Sean: Listen to this! “A local chef foraging for mushrooms has gone missing in our forest.”
Sean: The Bigfoot Monster has struck again!
Cooper: But General Sean, there is no evidence of foul play!
Sean: Cooper, how many more fungus hunters have to disappear before you accept we’re at war??
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Howl: AWOOOOOOOH!
Alvin: Maybe Bigfoot is actually a hermit living in the forest.
Cooper: Yes, and the howls we hear are his cries of regret…
Cooper: For gambling away his life’s savings at the Riverboat Casino!
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Sean: The Bigfoot Monster is hiding in the trees, plotting a surprise attack!
Cooper: I went to a surprise party for my Aunt Gloria once…
Cooper: A shirtless man jumped out of a box and started dancing funny.
Cooper: Then Mom covered my eyes and dragged me out of the room!
