Sadie: Dear Senator Armitage, Please outlaw fake Christmas trees.
Sadie: Banning these insincere plastic monstrosities masquerading as genuine trees…
Sadie: will bring us one step closer to restoring trust, and healing our broken world.
Sadie: Sincerely, Sadie, a fellow friend of humanity!
Every snow storm has a silver lining.
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Sadie: I can barely move in this snow!
Electra: I know, we’re being buried alive!
Electra: This would be a great story to tell at a Hollywood dinner party.
Electra: Me and the A-Listers will nibble caviar on toast, and chuckle!
