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Alvin: My Mom says I can be anything I want when I grow up.
Cooper: That’s what all adults say to kids.
Cooper: But I fear our fates are already sealed…
Cooper: And one horrible day I’ll wake up and realize I’m a certified public accountant!
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Sean: Why is our flag flying at half-staff?
Cooper: My goldfish died.
Cooper: I wanted to have him buried with full military honors…
Cooper: But Dad already cremated him on the grill!
