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Cloe: That Lady Moon is a sneaky one, Mr. Bobo.
Cloe: It looks like she’s not going anywhere…
Cloe: But turn your back for a minute and she’s halfway across the sky.
Cloe: She’s the kind of guest who leaves the party without saying goodbye!
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Radio: Sometimes when I have a difficult decision to make…
Radio: I visit the Vernon Hills Zoo late at night using my special mayoral key.
Radio: Nothing clears my mind like feeding chicken nuggets to the alligators by moonlight.
Radio: On a related note, Doug from water and sanitation, YOU’RE FIRED!
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Radio: (music)
Radio: Strangers inn the nighhh~t~
Radio: Shooby dooby do~
Radio: Dooby dooby do~
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Radio: Thanks to all who voted for me to be the Mayor of Vernon Hills.
Radio: I’ve come a long way from being the classroom reject…
Radio: Relentlessly tortured by school bullies who called me “Farty Pants”.
Radio: Biff and Roy, I am still waiting for your letter of apology!
