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Sean: Why is our flag flying at half-staff?
Cooper: My goldfish died.
Cooper: I wanted to have him buried with full military honors…
Cooper: But Dad already cremated him on the grill!
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Sadie: Alvin, I hope you realize there are no emergency services on Mars.
Sadie: If a fire breaks out, there’s nobody to call for help.
Sadie: Your silly little colony could be engulfed by a raging inferno!
Sadie: HAVE YOU EVER OPERATED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER?
Every snow storm has a silver lining.
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Sadie: I can barely move in this snow!
Electra: I know, we’re being buried alive!
Electra: This would be a great story to tell at a Hollywood dinner party.
Electra: Me and the A-Listers will nibble caviar on toast, and chuckle!
